"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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(Source: lesterbangs73)


(Source: crrocs)


harrystylesdildo:

"Your grades are slipping…"

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thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better


rabioheab:

photo of me with gun running from the police. it only looks like emojis because i took it with a low quality camera.

rabioheab:

photo of me with gun running from the police. it only looks like emojis because i took it with a low quality camera.


arcticwankies:

when u raise ur hand but forget what u were gonna ask


lovemoneybooty:

"do you know how bad fries ar-"

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meladoodle:

rawrdarkdog:

meladoodle:

i’m the biggest jock i know

You spelled “joke” wrong

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tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

some ppls urls r so stupid smh

(Source: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h)


didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)


nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself


(Source: amypoehler)


necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 


(Source: latexnun)